2008-03-06

Bagging Milk

This is about bagging a gallon of milk.

Your milk does not need a plastic bag. I don't care if your old, have to walk up stairs, have to take the bus, walk far, or if you are from Indian. Your goddamn gallon of milk does not need a single bag. The built-in handle says something "use me, I'm not only meant for pouring." I know this happens everyday and I think to myself when I see it happen over and again... "I hope I am dead before I become too weak to lift up a gallon of milk."

What does that say about the people of Union City?

I hate it when a customer put up like 8 gallons of the same type of milk on the belt for me to scan them all. I could have easily just scanned that one milk 8 times, but of course they want it all bagged. And if you don't bag it right a way they usually say "I would like this bagged", even though you already knew that. I usually look at them like they are a total asshole afterward.

BYOB (Bring Your Own Bags)

You could make me quadrupedal bag your milk using your own bags and it really would not bother me because they are your own bags. More power to you, you somewhat care about my home as well as yours. You are smart and wise and I praise you for it.

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